Today, we gather together to celebrate our common festival, Women's Day on March 8, 2008. Here, please allow me to extend my holiday greetings, envy and jealousy to women all over the world! You have festivals. Why don't we, gentlemen? God, that's not fair.
First of all, let me introduce myself: my last name is that, my name is that, and I come from my class. I was fine there, gentle and considerate, and my only regret was that I was ugly. I feel a little sorry for the women on the scene today, because I am the old face of the proletarian revolutionary dictatorship. In fact, I am very creative. Ugliness is not my intention, but God lost his temper with me. Without me, can I set off the beauty of all the women present? Right?
Cut short the gossip, the book belongs to civil servants, and civil servants all over the country are talking about business. Below. Let me introduce today's team: welcome to the team of Mining Bureau; You are also welcome to join the running group; On behalf of the plumbing team, I sincerely welcome you; The team of coal preparation plant warmly welcomes you; A workshop team, you are very welcome; Life Service Division team, I especially welcome you; All the staff and audience of the ventilation joint team sincerely welcome your arrival!
Lesbians, today our party secretary also took time out of his busy schedule to participate in our friendship activities. Let's express our heartfelt thanks and warm welcome to the leaders!
The networking activity begins now: please welcome the lady from the life service area to the stage. First of all, she will present us with a touching song. Let's hear it for the ladies.
Today is a women's party, so talk more about women. Let's talk about the changes of women before and after marriage.
Like a swallow before engagement, it can fly at will;
Like engaged pigeons, they can fly but dare not fly far;
After marriage, I am like a duck to water. I want to fly, but I can't.
Otherwise, how to say: people, getting married is a mistake; Celibacy is consciousness; Divorce is awakening;
Remarriage is stubborn; No lover is a mother's failure.
Next, let's talk about the first project: Qi Xin cooperation. The rule is: each group sends one person, and three people are a group. * * * two groups. Three people tied their legs, ran to the opposite side to get the balloon and then ran back to the finish line.
Women nowadays are really amazing, cruel men, really. Haven't you heard the Manifesto of Modern Women?
Confuse a 60-year-old.
Confiscate the property of an old man.
Separate the old man from his wife.
18 years old to break a man's back.
Let 10-year-old men go out begging.
Go on to the next item: blind people eat cakes. Each team will send one person to participate, eat the cake within a limited time, and see who eats it quickly and cleanly, so as to win. Civil servants worry, national civil servants * * * one world.
3. Women today. It is divided into eight products. I don't know if you know.
Girls are semi-finished products; Young women are first-class products;
Virgo is the best; Wife is a commodity;
An old maid is a souvenir; The old lady is defective;
Barren waste; Other people's wives are all supplements.
The next event is: kangaroo jumping. It belongs to the three-person relay project. Two people in each group jump to the opposite side, hold the balloon in their mouths, return to the starting point and give it to the second person to continue dancing. Look who jumps steadily, like a kangaroo.
What a good dance! Just like kangaroos. I really don't jump. I don't know. I was shocked. In fact, there are many things in the world that we don't know. Let's do this: I won't know my official position until I get to Beijing.
I didn't know I was short of money until I arrived in Shenzhen.
I didn't know it was bad until I got to the northeast.
I didn't know that wolves have more meat than grasslands.
I don't know if my brother is too young without taking a sauna.
If you don't drive Alto, I don't know if you want Mercedes and Bluebird.
I don't know what to haggle over if I don't go to the vegetable market.
Not a sexually transmitted disease, I don't know what is the trouble after happiness.
The next item is: the opposite password. Send two people to each group. Divided into two groups. Do the opposite at my command. If you do something wrong, you are sorry. Please go back to where you came from.