As we all know, teachers are another profession that is no less competitive than civil servants in 2 1 century. Some netizens once said that men have more free time when looking for a woman teacher. When a woman looks for a partner, she must find a soldier brother, honest and responsible. As people pay more and more attention to children's education, of course, the "value" of teachers is getting higher and higher, and the cost that parents are willing to spend on children's education is getting higher and higher. I once listened to parents talking about their children's education on a long-distance bus. There is a new middle school in my hometown, including primary school and junior high school, boarding school, which costs a lot of money every year. Of course, it is private. Primary school and junior high school are now compulsory education, so it can be said that it basically doesn't cost much. However, several parents in the car said that they sent their children to this expensive private school for various reasons. Some say that schools are originally teaching sheep, others say that children will fall behind if they don't go, and so on. A neighbor at home, whose family situation is not so good and still owes foreign debts, just sent his twin daughters to this private school. In addition, I was persuaded by my family to take an examination of the teachers in the city, saying that as long as a middle school produces results, there is no need to go through the back door, and parents can't send gifts if they want. It is said that if I go in, his children won't have to worry then ~ Although the teacher's salary is not high, his two big holidays are really envied by many people. In a word, parents attach importance to their children's education, teachers appreciate it, there are fewer and fewer children, and the competition between teachers increases accordingly and becomes more intense. Fortunately, I participated in the recruitment of teachers in Hangzhou twice in a row this year and experienced this war without smoke. One is the direct recruitment a few days ago, and the other is the unified examination. To be honest, up to now, I think the first recruitment is fair. Relatively speaking, at least I signed up, at least I took the written test, although the final interview was cancelled, although the interview results of the written test were not announced. But after today's registration, I know what "fairness" means. I didn't know which school to apply for yesterday, and I chose quite a few qualified ones according to the conditions, so I hesitated. Today, I changed trains and rushed to Xihu District to register. When I saw that scene, I realized that I was worrying too much. Describe my registration process first. The first one (not to mention schools here, all schools are actually similar): I asked in the past-teacher, I want to apply for Chinese. Pass the material to the teacher. Are you a normal student? -No, but isn't graduate school unlimited? -Are you a graduate student? Well, yes. -I don't want a graduate student! ! ! But I told you, don't go to graduate school and don't waste my time. Okay, I'll change it. Second: Well, teacher, do you recruit people from China here? (I really feel a little timid after reading the recruitment brochure) Well, yes. Are you a normal student? Uh, no, but I'm a graduate student. I come from xx school. Let me see your materials. Do you have a teacher qualification certificate? Yes, this is my teacher qualification certificate, this is my Putonghua certificate, and ... wait a minute, let me see. (Wait ...)-There are many applicants for this position, including graduate students and many capable ones. Teacher, where did you see it? Face reading? Teacher, can I sign up? Oh, you can tell the time. Have you been to other districts? You can go to other areas to see. You are not advised to report it. Normal students have taken this course, and we will give priority to normal students. (Your sister, why don't you write it down in the recruitment? Deceive the public)-teacher, isn't there a unified written test for this subject? Well, yes, so it is not recommended that you report it. Normal students have all taken classes and internships, and you can't compete with others in the exam. Teacher, we also reviewed educational psychology and had an internship in middle school. You can apply, but I suggest you think about it ... OK, OK, I'll think about it. I wonder, the teacher replied that I am really speechless? Still don't want to talk to me? Let's change the scene ~~ I really want to curse. The third (the second half begins):-Teacher, I apply for Chinese. -We have no shortage of China people. -Not in the brochure? -It's full! -But! @ @ #￥% % * & amp； %￥#@! What are you talking about? The teacher just ignores you with his head down. I admire you. Even more exciting is still below. Fourth:-Teacher, do you want to graduate here in Chinese? (Don't ask if you will confess) Yes, I will. (ecstatic) Which school are you from? We have applied for many people for this position. -undergraduate xx university, graduate xx university. It doesn't matter. I know your school is good. There must be a lot of applicants, and you are ready for the competition. -Okay, let me be clear with you first. There is a teacher in our school who also wants to take the exam. It is said that there are two places, but in fact ...-(I nod) There is actually only one place, right? At this time, a male teacher came, who looked familiar with the recruited teacher. "How many languages are there?" "More than twenty, do you want to report?" "No, my sister wants to report it." -Well, as you can see, there are quite a few applicants. If you want to report it, you can fill in the form. You can report it ~ hey, there is no envelope. Go to the stage and get an envelope. Oh, okay. (Go to the podium, look around, people come to confirm and stamp, and get the admission ticket. One of them lost her ID card and reminded her to get off, hehe) Teacher, this is not an envelope, but a confirmation letter. Oh, then you can borrow one from another school! A: Is that all right? ! ! ! )-Teacher, isn't that good? I don't report to other people's schools and ask them for envelopes, which ... (isn't this your business? Why didn't you expect so many people? )-Well ... (The teacher thinks) Don't you even have this ability? All right, I'm throwing caution to the wind. Go to another school. Excuse me, teacher, may I borrow an envelope? Well, we only have envelopes when we report to school. Which school did you apply to? Go and ask them for it ~-oh, teacher, here's the thing. Not over there. Can you pull out one? -We can make it even without it, but I wouldn't give it to you if it wasn't for you. Let their responsible person pick it up. (Go back)-Teacher, the teacher over there said that the person in charge would only give it if he took it. Should we ... -Who said that? Some of our teachers brought them from other schools just now. You tell him I'm too busy to leave. Teacher, you are lying! ! ! Teacher, didn't you obviously forbid me to apply? Is it a little too obvious? I almost said it, but I held back my anger. Let the person in charge take it, but I won't give it to you. -Teacher ... (Bowing his head and ignoring me) These are the four classics, so I won't talk about the others. The fourth school is particularly excessive! ! ! Rushing out of the recruitment hall angrily, any open recruitment is nonsense! ! ! Open recruitment, written examination, interview, limited places? If the written test results come out, we will be convinced. Do you know at a glance that others are incompetent? Are all teachers physiognomy masters? In this way, all kinds of threats, inducements, hints and even obstacles are set up to prevent you from signing up. Are you scared? Are you afraid that your default person is not competitive enough? Are we afraid of insufficient competition? Is this method too obvious and despicable? I thought I was the only one who encountered this phenomenon. Because I signed up late, I met a net friend in Weibo when I came back. It turned out to be universal. There should not be too many civil servants in the country. What is this? Civil servants have become more open and transparent. In the increasingly competitive teaching profession, when can the country become transparent?