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Talk show about civilization

I only found some colleagues. This kind of subject matter is more serious, and stand-up crosstalk will be more preaching.

A and b: (bow 90 degrees)

A: (asks B with a smile) Have you had soup?

B: Soup?

Well, this is a greeting from our hometown before dinner.

Oh, yes, I see it.

A: What soup would you like to drink?

B: Rice soup.

How can you drink rice soup?

Can't I drink rice soup?

A: Of course not, but drink mung bean soup.

B: Why?

A: Green.

B: Ah! Is drinking mung bean soup green?

A: That's right. The Olympic Games is coming. Aren't Beijingers going to hold a green Olympics?

B: That's right.

Therefore, drink more mung bean soup to achieve the goal of a green Olympics.

B: Is it so green? Don't care about civilized behavior?

A: Of course. Having said that, we have to mention that China people have the same uncivilized behavior.

B: Why, are uncivilized behaviors similar to * *?

A: Of course.

Is it about littering?

A: This is uncivilized behavior, but that's not what I mean.

B: What's that?

You know, in China,

B: (thumbs up) Hmm!

This is a great,

B: (thumbs up) Hmm!

Attendant: It has a long history.

B: (thumbs up) Hmm!

A: Ancient civilization!

B: (thumbs up) Hmm!

A: It's also one.

B: (thumbs up) Hmm!

A: A big spitting country.

B: (thumbs up) Hmm! Hmm? what did you say ? /Excuse me?

A: (turning to face B) You know, on the streets of Malaysia, there is a sign in Chinese that says: No spitting.

Yes, I've heard of it, too. I feel blushing. Who threw up?

A: I didn't throw up anyway.

B: Can we go?

You threw up.

I don't know where Malaysia is!

A: That's what some China people who went to Malaysia spit out. Not only foreigners are unlucky, but China people are even more unlucky.

B: (asking quickly) Did you step on it?

Oh, yes.

B: What's going on? Tell me quickly.

A: (Adjusts her clothes) It was a long time ago this morning.

B: Well, I'm sure you didn't learn Chinese well.

I'm walking happily. An uncle walked past me, tall and handsome, striding forward. Unexpectedly, when he came up to me, uncle's mouth was filled with the sound of a "cannonball", and then there was a loud bang. The "shell" flew out of the "gun chamber" and fell to the ground, and I stepped on it. Oh, it's so dirty

B: it's so uncivilized! I hope the students won't encounter such unlucky things again in the future.

Do you know that?/You know what? There is a virus called "kill him" in sputum, which mainly infects through our respiratory tract. Once you are infected, make sure you are "G?" (Say that finish fell to the ground).

b:“g? o”? Going?

The game is over.

B: Cough. Then why don't you go to the morgue?

A: (Jumping from the ground) Because I am in good health.

B: Good health and strong disease resistance.

A: Then I have to ask you, what should I do if I have phlegm now?

You should spit on the paper and then throw it into the dustbin.

What if I have gum?

B: That's the same. Wrap it in paper and throw it in the dustbin, or your feet will (refer to your own feet).

A: (patting B's head happily) You learn manners so quickly!

Gee, I can't lift my feet.

B: Gum must have stuck to your feet.

A: Why is there gum here?

B: (getting ready to run) That, that seems to be me. I threw up as soon as I got on stage.

A: (Angry) You are an uncivilized person. You really humiliated the people of China. Wait!

answer

125.76.223.* Second floor

Answer: Be polite, be polite. Remember the polite language. Thank you. Goodbye. Sorry. Hello, please.

B: I remember those polite expressions. I can speak and speak fluently. The teacher also criticized me for being impolite.

A: Impossible! Then I'll test you today to see if you remember everything. Please speak carefully in front of everyone.

B: What's the big deal? Hello, thank you and please, plus goodbye, sorry, I keep it all in my heart, hello, thank you and please, hello, thank you and please, plus goodbye, sorry, hello, thank you and please. ...

A: It will never end!

B: It's all on our lips! Say it a thousand times, ten thousand times, there is nothing wrong. Hello, thank you and please, plus goodbye, sorry, hello, thank you and please, …

A: Come on, come on, don't show off. You speak very fluently. Why did the teacher criticize you?

B: Our teacher is too picky and says I have a problem with it.

A: Then how do you use it?

Let me tell you how to use hello first. Once I didn't queue up for shopping, and an aunt criticized me and said I was unreasonable.

A: You didn't.

B: When I heard this, I was in a hurry, and immediately a sentence popped into my mouth: Excuse me, hello-hello, aren't you the first?

A: Huh? That's it. How are you? Of course there is something wrong with you!

Besides, how can I say goodbye? I got up very late that day and ran very fast on my way to school. An old lady walked in front of her. She took a step and turned her foot. The old man tried to hide, but she pretended to be full with me at once, and fell a foot away, which was terrible. Pedestrians were angry and asked me to help her up.

A: Of course!

Should I? Why? Who knows this old lady? She's not my grandmother! I won't shake my head: goodbye, goodbye!

A: You deliberately put popularity. What do you mean by civilized language? You should be criticized for lacking public morality and irrationality.

Oh, thank you. This is a strange thing. An aunt drove away, and the road was bumpy. The car knocked off three big pears, three pears, as sweet as honey, and rolled all over the floor. I picked up all the pears and smiled at my aunt.

There are three big pears here.

B: Thank you, thank you, and treat me to a big pear for free! Say that finish, I turned and ran home, afraid of menstruation to pear.

A: This kind of moral character is so exasperating. Ignorance of civilization took advantage.

B:- Besides, how can I say I'm sorry? One day when I was playing with my classmates, I saw a blind man standing on the side of the road, holding a small piece of paper in his left hand and leaning on a pole in his right hand. As soon as I walked beside him, he smiled at me. Look, where is the address written on this note?

A: Then you should stand for a while and see what is written on the note. It doesn't take much to help others do good things.

Sorry, I can't read. Get out of the way.

A: sorry to use it like this. If you can help others, but you don't help them, you are arrogant and unreasonable. You should take care of the sick and the disabled. We should all do our duty!

B: Besides, how can I use the invitation?

All right, stop it. You are like: the monk swollen half his face, the violin suddenly broke, the trumpeter suddenly broke his mouth, the tape recorder suddenly stirred, the good classics made you read askew, and the good songs made you sing badly.

B: The teacher wants me to be civilized, struggle, enlighten and criticize. It's really reasonable, and the teacher has seriously brightened my eyes. Be polite, emphasize example, especially be caring, learn to love and respect others, you respect others, others respect you, love and help each other, learn from Lei Feng, learn from heroes, and reassure the people.

From then on, I corrected my mistakes and became a small model of civilization.

A: If that's really good, let's see if you've done it. How about manners? I'll test you again this time: which sentence should I use to say goodbye? Look in polite language.

I'm sorry to say goodbye.

A: No, it's wrong. Farewell should be goodbye. How can I use sorry?

B: I learn from Lei Feng, do good deeds, help an old woman, carry vegetables and send her out of the house. I gave her a dollar when I left and insisted that I accept it. I said, I'm sorry, grandma I should do my duty to serve you for nothing.

A: Oh, I'm sorry about that. It's good. There's progress!

B: I don't want profit or fame. What a model of civilization!

A: I have another question. How do you use it? Thank you. -

My performance level is very low. None of my teachers and classmates are disgusted. I will take time to watch it and encourage it enthusiastically. Thank you. I'm sorry. I'll make persistent efforts. Finally, I said please.

A: Excuse me, what can I do for you?

H: Please give us your valuable opinions! Please put forward your valuable opinions!

answer

125.76.223.* Third floor

A: As soon as the two of us came on stage, everyone could see four words from us.

What four words?

A: be polite.

Yes, we are all very polite and civilized.

Yes, we are not fair-weather friends. Pay attention to self-denial, caution, initiative, willingness, courtesy and honesty, and don't take part in accidental amusement (b points to a nail). What are you doing? I'm right, I'm kidding!

B: Don't be angry. I saw you jumping around.

What do you know? This is called body language.

B: Go back to body language, don't be ridiculous!

A: It seems that you don't understand that this kind of body language is very important in interpersonal communication.

Really?

A: For example.

B: Oh.

A: For example, we two good friends haven't seen each other for a long time, and we meet and say hello on the way. "Hey, isn't this * * *? It's been several days (action: shaking hands). Where are you going?

B: Ah! I'm going to take part in the courtesy contest.

Really? Talk to you later. Goodbye!

Goodbye!

A: Great! Notice the action here?

What action?

A: When I am talking, I keep my eyes on you, and at the same time I extend my right hand to greet you and shake hands in a friendly way. This is simple body language.

B: That's it!

A: It's impolite if I don't look at you when I'm talking and extend my right hand without shaking your hand.

I don't see why not.

Let's try again!

B: Come on.

Yo, isn't this * * *? Long time no see, why are you fatter than me? !

Which of us is fat?

Where are you going? (As he speaks, he acts as a tease for the dog.)

B: tease the dog!

A: What's the matter? Isn't it beautiful? !

B: Almost! Well, now that you mention it, you are an expert in this field of civilization and etiquette.

A: (sorting clothes) Not an expert, just so-so. (shaking his head) Just so-so, third in the world.

B: You see, it's still exciting! Hey, I said the third, I don't know what to say next.

A: If there is something I don't know, I can't stop it. I know everything and I can't stop talking!

My question is how to cultivate good manners.

A: It's a simple question. There are four basic principles to cultivate good manners.

B: What are the four basic principles? Tell me!

A: First, the principle of respecting people; The second is the principle of self-discipline; The third is the principle of moderation; The fourth is the principle of sincerity.

B: That's good.

Understand?

I'm confused.

A: I am busy in vain!

B: You'd better give me an example so that I can be more clear.

That's easy to handle. Let's talk about the principle of respecting people first. Respect is respect, and people are arrogant people.

B: Isn't that nonsense? !

A: To gain the respect of others, we must first respect others. For example, as soon as we came on stage, the audience applauded and we bowed in return. This is mutual respect.

B: Why does it have to be like this? How about one by one?

A: How to adjust:

B: As soon as we get on the stage, let the audience bow and applaud us. Isn't this a sign of mutual respect?

A: Oh, you mean to make hundreds of spectators stand up neatly and bow to us with a straight face?

B: Hey, wait, why do I feel like I'm saying goodbye to my body? !

A: So I said no, we should respect each other and not violate objective laws!

B: It seems that you are really learned!

A: Generally, it is the third in the world!

B: He is excited again, so what is the principle of self-discipline?

A: Self-discipline means being strict with yourself. Ceng Zi said, "I visit three times a day, and I am unfaithful to others! Don't believe in making friends? Can't you learn? "

What is this mess? It's been 2 1 century, and you said Cretaceous!

A: This person is ignorant. This is a saint's words, which means to be strict with yourself and be self-disciplined every day. Confucius said: if we discipline ourselves every day, we will break the law, the law and the criminal law, and then force you to discipline yourself. I don't know whether self-discipline is better than non-discipline or self-discipline is better than non-discipline.

B: Tongue twister, how does this Confucius know everything?

A: Saint.

B: Then, what is the principle of sincerity?

A: Sincerity is easier to understand. !

B: Then tell me what moderation is.

A: Moderate.

B: Ah.

A: Everything must be measured. This degree is not difficult to grasp. People who don't show this degree are not enthusiastic, and people who pass this degree will be very annoyed.

B: Less than this, you are obviously not enthusiastic. After this, aren't you obviously more enthusiastic? What's wrong with it?

A: Then let's perform.

B: Of course.

Dear friends, I'm going to perform a program today. Please forgive me for speaking badly.

Well, you are very modest.

I will sing a song later. I can't sing. Please include more.

B: You're welcome.

A: I'm not good-looking, which turns my stomach. Don't worry about it.

Ok, please hurry.

Please forgive me if I forget me.

B: I said, are you finished? !

A: I'm not finished being polite. Please take care of me. Please give me some applause. I will bow to you. I'm gonna start talking. Please pay attention. If I don't speak well, please take care of me!

B: You're not finished! (Party A and Party B bow to the audience)

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